I'm the spokeswoman for the newest product in period hygiene care-- the Tampoff!

Please enjoy the ridiculous spoof that is this "commercial" written by yours truly, because I will never pass up a chance to create content that makes me laugh.

Not into clever created content? Never fear-- real commercial footage from early on in my career is below.

Hallmark DVD Greetings 

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